The knife in my back says "Still Friends"

32, ENFP, Paranoid Schizophrenic, BPD, GAD, abuse survivor, married, one child, polyamorous, depressed, anxious, happy, artistic, friendly, pansexual, worry-wort, encouraging, always on the verge of losing everything, falling apart and rebuilding at the same time, surrounded, lonely, optimistic and fatalistic.

harvey2023:

snailkeeping:

Bunch of snail babies.

Look at these cutie pies!! Look at them!

slowimpulse:

sext: you are interesting and intelligent. i would love to discuss/share knowledge and alternate perspectives on complex ideals with you

(via harvey2023)

keepmywhiskeyneat:

TRUE STORY
One morning, I was awakened by a knock at the door. I rolled out of bed, threw a blanket over my shoulder because it was cold, and made my way to the front of the house. I opened the door and a very nice Mormon lady handed me a pamphlet and launched in to a well-rehearsed spiel about accepting jesus in to my life when she stopped mid sentence and gave me a peculiar look. I used this pause in her speech to politely decline her offer and wish her a pleasant morning. It wasn’t until I looked at what she handed me that I understood why I stopped her in her tracks and then proceeded to laugh for the next half hour by myself.

keepmywhiskeyneat:

TRUE STORY

One morning, I was awakened by a knock at the door. I rolled out of bed, threw a blanket over my shoulder because it was cold, and made my way to the front of the house. I opened the door and a very nice Mormon lady handed me a pamphlet and launched in to a well-rehearsed spiel about accepting jesus in to my life when she stopped mid sentence and gave me a peculiar look. I used this pause in her speech to politely decline her offer and wish her a pleasant morning. It wasn’t until I looked at what she handed me that I understood why I stopped her in her tracks and then proceeded to laugh for the next half hour by myself.

(via justasmalltowngrill)

i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

pardonmewhileipanic:

domme-chronicles:

ourheartbeats:

  1. Attempted scaring my husband coming home from work, he knew I was there
  2. I told him to go back and do it again, but to act scared this time!
  3. Instead of scaring him, apparently I airbended the crap out of him and it was so powerful that it knocked him to the ground
  4. This is why I love him

Adorable overacting husband is adorable…

i’ll take 2

Thats some serious Shatner falling right there

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(via thewindscreamslizzie)

branstarhk:

[anxiously hopes u consider me a friend]

(via stormbiscuit)

“Girls do not dress for boys. They dress for themselves, and of course, for each other. If girls dressed for boys they’d just walk around naked all the time.”

—   Betsey Johnson (via coeurls)

(via whatsamoose)

compromisedanalintegrity:

thespiritfox:

We lost Earl Ragnar, our favorite Beta fish & we were sure to give him a viking’s funeral as such a magnificent fish as he deserves. 

See you in Valhalla my friend. 
Sail, Ragnar. Sail. 

you set your little girl’s dead fish on fire in front of her eyes this is incredible

(via whatsamoose)

“You’re allowed to scream, you’re allowed to cry, but do not give up.”

—   Unknown   (via cndios)

(via whatsamoose)

follovved:

call me super glue cause holy shit do i get attached

(Source: straighthater, via iwillfollowyou-throughthedark)

“I crave space. It charges my batteries. It helps me breathe. Being around people can be so exhausting, because most of them love to take and barely know how to give. Except for a rare few.”

—   Katie Kacvinsky, First Comes Love (via meikuro)

(Source: larmoyante, via cudah)

“Star Trek was an attempt to say that humanity will reach maturity and wisdom on the day that it begins not just to tolerate, but take a special delight in differences in ideas and differences in life forms.”

—   Gene Roddenberry (via megasilly)

(Source: mylittlebookofquotes, via the-call-du-vide)

neonxwhales:

mediclopedia:

Some of the ways our organs communicate with each other… This is scientifically correct.

(Source: kickstarter.com, via party-patty)

putsyoudown:

biting ur cheek

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(via swirlyends)

(Source: sosuperawesome, via swirlyends)